pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people

I

4 hours ago with 443567via
serendippitea:

The Waterfall Fairy by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite

serendippitea:

The Waterfall Fairy by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite

20 hours ago with 1215via , source

Found this amazing red wine that tastes like heaven and isn’t really expensive, and it literally tastes how I imagine Dornish wine does. YEAH.

20 hours ago with 1

greenberetgirl replied to your post “I’m going to eat ice cream and watch What Maisie knew and cry because…”

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN

IT WAS A GOOD PLAN, I ALSO HAD WINE

20 hours ago with 1

iwilleatyourenglish:

when people call hannibal misunderstood i just imagine hannibal as socially confused, 90s sitcom character who gets into hijinks

like he trips on a skateboard and accidentally harvests a dude’s liver

and jack walks in with his hands on hips and he goes “hannibal" in that annoyed, sitcom-way

and hannibal is just on the floor feasting on this dude’s organs and he shrugs and sheepishly grins and says “did i do that?” and a laugh track plays

20 hours ago with 12120via , source

licensetocannibalize:

hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did

I can just imagine him at Bloom’s house, taking a glass of red wine and throwing it all over her white carpet. And when she freaks out and asks him how it happened he just picks up his coat and leaves, with a single tear running down his cheek.

1 day ago with 8726via , source

dessnering:

be cool Hannibal, be cool.

1 day ago with 3786via , source

I’m going to eat ice cream and watch What Maisie knew and cry because DAMN IT I DO WHAT I WANT.

1 day ago with 4

The film starts with this track, and man, it is one hell of an opening. Sounds even better in the theater.

2 days ago with 19625via , source

Alexander Skarsgård ║ True Blood Season 4 Premiere Party 

2 days ago with 368via
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